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July 27, 2013

YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T READ THIS

Found guilty of the worst bowel movement ever

Seriously, you probably shouldn't.

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Unholy Slacker)

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I clicked on this and then thought, you know, if Dave says not to read it I'm going to take his advice for once.

I read it and wish I hadn't. For what it's worth, it'll probably be a while before I eat another chocolate cupcake too. Thanks Dave! Really, thanks.

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

Remember this tag?

http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/do_not_click_this_link/

Shoulda used it here.

Evidently, you can make a Federal case out of any old sh*t.

He'd better not appeal this to the Supreme Court; they're too full of it themselves.

*Bang! Bang!*
Odor in the Court!

Well, I clicked the link and read the article, and, ah, well...

FWIW, there's a hilariously disgusting (really!) internet legend about a particularly embarrassing office restroom disaster, one I won't retell here.

Oh, when I was in the 3rd grade, some kid (or maybe more than one) "re-decorated" one of the restrooms in a manner similar to that described at the link. The custodian was really pissed, way more than South Park's Mr Mackey.

“The momentous importance of this case surely forecasts its deserved place in the annals of federal prosecutorial history.”

Major snork.

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