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July 21, 2013

WE SAW PEE-ANALYZING URINAL OPEN, AND CLOSE, FOR THE RAMONES

Pee-analyzing urinal spots drunks before they drive

(Thanks to Ron G.)

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This would probably work if most drunks didn't pee on the floor.

How about a brain probe to spot people who plan to text and drive ?

The one that detects alcohol is pretty expensive. The asparagus model, on the other hand, is quite affordable.

Just pour a big red solo cup of water in the urinal when you pee. It will cut your reading in half or less.

That's why I use the alley.

What about drunks of the female persuasion? Or does the system just [rightly] assume women can't drive anyway.

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