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July 02, 2013

WAIT... HE CAN'T GET ANY IN MICHIGAN?

Mich. man driving wheelchair to White House for marijuana

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

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The president is expected to issue a statement with the joint chiefs shortly.


"Kile said the White House hasn't responded to any of his communication efforts"

That's what He thinks.

He'll be like Johnny Potseed, just spreading seeds along the way

Couldn't he have just picked up his phone and talked?

Sure, we got lotsa weeds here. Ragweed, garlic mustard, dandylions, creeping charlie. Never heered of this here mary-ju-wanna, though. Must be somethin' they brought in from Muskogee.

I usually try to avoid politics because of the potential for ticking off so many people but this one just begged for a song:

Curtis was a man who thought he was a stoner,
But he knew that wouldn't last.
Curtis left his home in Michigan (Taylor),
For some legalizing grass.

Get high, get high,
Get well and very truly stoned.
Get high, get high,
Get well and very truly stoned.

Get high Curtis, go smoke.

Get high, get high,
Get well and very truly stoned.
Get high, get high,
Get well and very truly stoned.

Get high Curtis.

President Obama thought he was a stoner,
But he was the real Man.
All the folks around him say he's done some chooming,
And he intercepts it when he can.

Get high, get high,
Get well and very truly stoned.
Get high, get high,
Get well and very truly stoned.

Get high Obama,
Michelle is waiting for you
Wearing her low cut sweater
And her high heeled shoes.
Get high Obama,
Get high, get well and very truly stoned.

Get high, get high,
Get well and very truly stoned.
Get high, get high,
Get well and very truly stoned.
Get high, get high,
Get well and very truly stoned.


He's quite the high roller.

Well done, Max. But wouldn't something by the Doobie Bros. be more appropriate?

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