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July 25, 2013


A man caught with a prostitute in his car told police she was there to show him where to buy tomatoes.

(Thanks to wiredog and Jan in Grimsby)


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I got your tomatoes right here.

Now "Going out to buy tomatoes" will join the language, alongside "hiking the Appalachian Trail" and "Eliot Spitzer".

£20 ($30)for tomatoes? They must have been heirlooms.

'hell0, big boy' ;)

Good one, WVplantman.

I've been to Dudley and it'sssssssssssssssssssssnore

good one. but it is tomato season. she might have been quite a tomato!


♫You say tomato, I say bl*****.♪

You never know when the produce excuse might work.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves. This one was too easy. (I'm still laughing though...)

Wife texted him to pick up salad makings on the way home; only thing on his mind.

Snork at Meanie!

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