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July 06, 2013

THIS CANNOT BE GOOD

Sky Deutschland to broadcast adverts directly into train passengers' heads

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

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George Orwell has come back from the grave.

Also, Der Fuehrer was born too soon.

Thems gonna be some pretty dirty windows!

Nothing to worry about.

I've been receiving messages in my head nobody else hear for years now.

Started when I was working air traffic control.

Watch for the new trend in tin-foil headgear.

Bonehead conduction.

All you really need is one of those foam thud-guard helmets.

Thud-Guard Helmets would be a...

Thank you for choosing Sky Deutschland. You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy. You are thinking about invading France.

I think passengers would be fully justified in broadcasting bricks through those windows.

Brillant! Why let people sleep when you could be trying to sell them stuff?

France has, of course, surrendered.

Thank you for choosing Sky Deutschland. You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy. Have you considered a pair of aroma-generating underpants? No? How about a nice pre-owned monkey?

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