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July 02, 2013

THEY CAN PROVE THEY WERE AT THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY WHEN IT HAPPENED

Three men have denied an attack on a Norwich street which involved people dressed as Oompa Loompas.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Oompa-Loompa,
Kicked in my head.
They're so much taller,
I could be dead.
I could live in Cell Number Two,
Like this Oompa-Loompa's going to do!

What do you get after finding you're drunk?
A booking photo,
And a nice police bunk?
Robbing the rich isn't very much fun.
When you're our size,
Then you'd best use a gun.

Oompa-Lompa,
You grab her purse.
I'm bleeding so badly,
I might need a nurse.

Oompa-Loompa,
Third strike, I'm out.
But don't feel too bad,
There's no reason to pout.

You can visit cell number two,
Like this...
Oompa-Loompa's
Going to do!


Bravo!

I tend to believe the victim.
This is not a tall tale.

no, no.......it was our legislators here in new york. they ARE oompa loompas, not just dresssed as....

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