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July 12, 2013

TERRORISM UPDATE

Car-eating squirrel chews fist-sized chunks from family's SUV

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and W; also Ralph)

We saw Car-Eating Squirrel open for the Fist-Sized Chunks.

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last i looked, squirrels have very tiny fists.....

Our guest Elkhound is still a puppy, and as such, randomly chews things. I had to break it to my wife that, sadly, the dog had been eating her shorts.

♫ Asked a squirl what she wanted to be
She said baby, "Can't you see
I wanna be famous, a star on the screen
Sink my teeth in a BIG MACHINE!"

Baby you can bite my car
Yes you're gonna be a star . . .!

snoork @lisquirl....

Oh, no! Shark-squirrel! Run!!!!

Are these squirrel fists?

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