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July 08, 2013

'SUSPECTED?'

Suspected drunken driver eats part of Illinois patrol car

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says "I don't understand downstate Illinois cuisine sometimes.")

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This might sound dumb but how do you eat a patrol car? Kind of like let's eat a tin can. Yum

Door molding can be a good source of some essential nutrients that are washed out of the body by way too much booze.

I wondered what kind of salsa goes with an Illinois patrol car, but I came up blank.

"Sheridan does not have a listed home telephone number."

Um, the entire city of Sheridan doesn't? It's 8:59 AM, I haven't had any coffee yet, and even I spotted that little inversion.

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