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July 24, 2013

SEX TIPS FOR MEN, II

Male Guppies Ensure Successful Mating With Genital Claws

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

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The jaws that bite, the claws that, well, eww!

Genital Claws opened for Flock of Seagulls.

Baby hold on to me. Whatever will be will be.

-Eddie Mahoney

*Little known fact. He has claws on his voice which is part of his genitalia.

My apologies in advance. Being responsible for the prior Eddie Mahoney genitilia reference is not something I am proud of.

Isn't that the incarcerated brother of Santa?

That Weiner guy is just everywhere.

The claws that refreshes.

Anyone who has ever raised guppies knows the males are persistent, and that when breeding them there have to be multiple females per male or they will literally bang them to destruction. Live fast, die young.

Ralph, Sounds like most teenaged boys to me.

Of the Claus twins, Genital was the less loved. Santa seemed more, well, jolly.


*from the biography, "Santa: The Formative Years."

I've always liked the mating aspect. So long as we didn't have any guppies.

Gonopodium? Isn't that what the President stands behind when he gives a speech?

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