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July 05, 2013


China’s rich developing taste for human breast milk

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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Signs you have too much money #27: you hire your own wetnurse to provide you with breast milk.

That's also sign #7 that you need psychatric treatment, by the way.

I suppose there are worse fetishes out there... o_O

Free human breast milk is everyone's human right. Vote for me in November.

I might want to learn how to milk.

*SMACKS* Horace.

The milk of human kindness?

Udderly fascinating...

Is soylent green next ?

blessed milk


From Meet the Parents

Pam Byrnes: "I had no idea you could milk a cat!"

Greg Focker: "Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples."

Jack Byrnes: [He reacts] "I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"

I have friends who call that foreplay.

There were times when our babes were "on-tap" I felt like I could've supplied a battleship. Not braggin' of course. Just saying. Also, GO JAYS!!!!

Usually, battleships ran on wind, coal, or oil. Although if Jackie Fisher had thought of it, he might have forced the Admiralty to try other fuels.

Think about this, who was the guy who said, ‘See those brown things out there eating grass, and going moo? Let’s go squeeze their tits and drink the white stuff that comes out.’ How is that not creepy?

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