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July 16, 2013

NO DEATHS. YET.

Minor Injuries As The Twinkie Makes A Comeback

(Thanks to Schadeboy)

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That mini thing? I know Twinkies and you, sir, are no Twinkie.

Ooooo. Non-Union junk food makers. Get a life, fool. Not much cream in that spongy head.

I went shopping last night and there were no twinkies on the shelf but the hostess cupcakes were there but not many of them either. Amazing how people miss them

As the woman was leaving a store with several boxes of Hostess goodies, she got jostled as other customers grabbed them from her

'you can have my twinkies when you pry them from my cold, dead FAT fingers'

d@mmit

The "demanding wholesale snack cake baking industry"?

Someone is trying to sugar-coat things. Literally.

Seems like a lot of trouble to go to for something that isn't worth the powder to blow it to H***.

I wish I had a dollar for every Twinkie related injury I saw in the e.r.

Given the state of mankind, I can't tell whether NC is kidding or not ?

Expanding on Pirate's quote: "Hostess management has chosen instead to hire primarily workers with little or no experience in the demanding wholesale snack cake baking industry.” Maybe some furloughed NASA rocket scientists are looking for work?

I don't have to rush to the grocery store. I still have some from 1982 that are as fresh as the day I bought them. What on earth do they put in those things?

People in the snack industry have no scruples about whether the "food" they make is healthy. Bet they don't feed it to their own kids, either.

Yup, those injuries are going to be worse as the players fatten up.

I can't wait for the reviews to come in. It'll be another classic coke versus new coke thing. "This crap doesn't taste like the old crap used to."

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