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July 09, 2013

IT'S PROBABLY JUST PHANTOMS HAVING SEX

Phantom sex noises in Phuket, voodoo suspected

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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What woman wouldn't want a little a that?

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It's a Phantom brought back to another life here on earth having sex with a Nirvana Phantom in hopes of not going through anything which may require such controversial explicit sexual noises being revealed to mere mortals ever again. Trust me.

Of course phantom's are having sex. This is happening in Phuket after all...

PHUKME ! ! !

Hmm, wasn't this in a CCR song?

Well you wake up in the evening, you hear the phone bell ring
And you fumble with the receiver, to hear the same old thing.
Ain´t no body on the line, telling you he wants to make love to you.
But you better not call back or you get a Royong province man.

Let the Midnight Spectre keep a moaning at me
Let the Midnight Spectre keep a moaning at me
Let the Midnight Spectre keep a moaning at me
Let the Midnight Spectre keep on everloving moaning at me.


Yonder come the mor doo, how in the world did you know?
By the symbols on her apron, and the clothes she wore.
Umbrella on her shoulder, stacks of paper with her fee;
She come to see the phantom, she gonna call the mor phee.


Let the Midnight Spectre keep a moaning at me
Let the Midnight Spectre keep a moaning at me
Let the Midnight Spectre keep a moaning at me
Let the Midnight Spectre keep on everloving moaning at me.

If you´re ever in Thailand, well, you better do the right;
You better not gamble, there, you better not fight, (at all)
Or the spirit will grab ya and the ghosts will make sex noise.
The next thing you know, boy, Oh! You´re Phucket bound.

Let the Midnight Spectre keep a moaning at me
Let the Midnight Spectre keep a moaning at me
Let the Midnight Spectre keep a moaning at me
Let the Midnight Spectre keep on everloving moaning at me.

Phantom Sex Noises is headlining on the big stage at the Phukhet Art Fair.

Humph. I hear crickets and sirens but I know they're not there.
Sex noises would be an improvement.

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