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July 01, 2013

IF THAT DOESN'T WIN HIM BACK, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL

Upset he’d moved on, woman uses stun gun on ex-boyfriend

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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My, that's a stunning hairstyle. And an absolutely stunning dress.
And is that a stunning gun?

Makes as much sense as blaming the other woman.

Hey, maybe he's into that kind of thing.

I think she needs more practice if she only hit him four times in twenty tries.

Her aim is pathetic. Small wonder he ditched her.

She deserves a serious punishment. Oh, wait. She already has to live in Gary, Indiana.

Hmm... He's lucky she didn't have a real gun. For that matter, she's lucky he didn't have one. In fact, the whole neighborhood is lucky that neither of them had one.

Strange. This always works for me.

Hopefully this will not catch on in Florida.

Wilbur,
Futurama recently mentioned Gary:

"If we want to breathe poisonous sulfuric gases and get our heads torn off by by giant lizards, we could always go to Gary, Indiana."

Prof. Farnsworth: “Even I would never send you to Gary, Indiana."

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