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July 24, 2013

FUN GAL

Drunk woman caps violent night by defecating on cop car

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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Like those stairs in the JC Penneys, that escalated quickly.

Apparently she has a leg up (so to speak) on Legal Professional of the Week:

According to the report, the suspect was either unable or unwilling to answer an officer's questions. The officer reports she would only repeat the phrase, "I am a lawyer; show me respect."

R-E-S-P-E-C-T, won't you come to jail with me?

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

..."it was discovered she had somehow managed to defecate on the bumper of a patrol car, as well as twice in the street"...

really? i just cannot wrap my brain around this. the police are dealing with a violent drunk and no one saw her drop trou?

Gentlemen look the other way, mud.

That is not what is usually meant by "a night cap".

she had somehow managed to defecate on the bumper of a patrol car, as well as twice in the street

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

It seems to me there has been an epidemic of drunken defecators lately. And so-called Homeland Security? Nowhere to be seen.

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