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Aren't many communities trying to crack down on swingers?
Also, Whitefish. heh.
Posted by: 9 | July 23, 2013 at 09:59 AM
Think I saw The Lethargic Alpacas open for Rush.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | July 23, 2013 at 10:06 AM
A Kalispell man requested that a stray 7-year-old boy be removed from his yard and 10-year-old boys who were lying across Spring Prairie Road sun tanning
Hmmm. Dave should write a book about stray, feral, boys.
Posted by: wiredog | July 23, 2013 at 10:14 AM
OH my GAWD! Will the outrages never stop?
Where is the UN? Where is Seal Team 6?
Where are my glasses?
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 23, 2013 at 10:17 AM
Flathead County: Alpacalypse NOW
Posted by: ligirl | July 23, 2013 at 10:24 AM
Isn't that a case for the Safety Patrol?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 23, 2013 at 10:29 AM
i love that some one called 911 because they got mooned. i mean how does that equation work?
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | July 23, 2013 at 10:30 AM
Alpacanado!
Posted by: wiredog | July 23, 2013 at 10:55 AM
Can I be both shocked and appalled?
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 23, 2013 at 11:02 AM
Alpacanado: It's a Total Spit-Storm.
Posted by: FredKey | July 23, 2013 at 11:12 AM
Yes Mikey, feel free. Also, your glasses are almost certainly on your head, just like mine are. I found two pairs up there this morning. Would've been really nice if someone had told me.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | July 23, 2013 at 11:13 AM
Jan,
Thank you. Just looked in the mirror!
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 23, 2013 at 12:02 PM
I live in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Flathead county is not that far from me, so I am going there just to see the"Hell on Earth" by myself.
Posted by: Roberto | July 23, 2013 at 01:02 PM
Roberto I want to see Flathead County too. It's nice to see that the children are finding productive ways to spend their summer vacation.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 23, 2013 at 01:15 PM
So is the alpaca a Mennonite or just visiting?
Posted by: JD | July 23, 2013 at 01:25 PM
Overbar Swing Tossing... Soon to be made a federal crime.
Posted by: Clankie | July 23, 2013 at 01:26 PM
Two teenaged girls tossing swigs over the bar would be another matter.
Posted by: MazarLarry | July 23, 2013 at 02:10 PM
nc, methinks we need to gas up the Geezer Bus and head over to Flathead County en masse (French for "I surrender!") so all of us can take the Blog Tour of the area.
You organize the Atlantic side of the country and I'll round up those of us on the Pacific side - maybe someone in Wisconsin will organize the Midwesterners?
(Naturally, we'll need matching t-shirts!)
Posted by: klezmerphan | July 23, 2013 at 02:10 PM
Roberto! You are sooooo brave!
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 23, 2013 at 04:04 PM
Kelzmerphan?
And the south? Don't we get to be in you crew?
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 23, 2013 at 04:05 PM
Or your crew, whichever.
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 23, 2013 at 04:06 PM
So sorry Mikey! I sorta thought nc would do double duty (East and South) but I'm sure she'd appreciate some assistance! See y'all on the Geezer Bus soon!
Posted by: klezmerphan | July 23, 2013 at 05:05 PM
Snork at two pairs of glasses on your head. That would happen to me if I had more than one pair... I guess I qualify for a seat on the geezer bus.
Posted by: Hanna | July 24, 2013 at 12:08 AM
klezmerphan I'll organize the South. Of course we will also need to do something so we can end up on the Flathead County police blotter. I'll walk around in a suspicious manner. That should do it.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 24, 2013 at 09:15 AM
And I once had a lady complain that her neighbor's sewage was crossing over onto her land.
Yes, indeed, for that was the route the city sewer line took, several feet below ground.
Every place is Flathead on occasion.
Posted by: Steve | July 24, 2013 at 09:51 AM