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July 26, 2013

CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE DAY SO FAR

Man Attempts To Rob Gun Store With Bat

(Thanks to Steve @ Secret Location and Jeffrey Brown)

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As Siouxie would say if she were here: Brilliant!

Oh, THAT kind of bat.

GIVE ME ALL YOUR.....
oops

Obviously he's never heard the old saying:
Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
Maybe it's just a Southern saying but it's also darn good advice.

golllleeee. dumbass.

Well, that works up here all the time... Oh wait, I thought it said he held up a bar with a BRAT. Nevermind.

Maybe he should have tried to rob a sporting goods store with a feather duster.

Or fled from the police in a Plymouth Duster. Wearing a duster. When caught, he could have called for dust-off.

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