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July 09, 2013

CRIMES AGAINST GUYS

While a nude female swimmer in his Camelot subidivision home's backyard pool had him distracted, the woman's accomplice was inside the victim's home stealing his personal property.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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Yeah. That happened to me twice last week.

and how IS the nude woman?

I think that's how most legislation gets passed.

Someone didn't apply the too good to be true rule.

That's what happens when the little head takes over.

From the "Sh!t That Never Happens to Me" file.

C'mon, Cheesewiz, you don't, do you?

Uh, at least so I'm told. I'm more in Layzeeboy's category.

"If you catch them, would you ask if she'd like to come back next week?"

could have been worst, they could have left the gun and his wife would have shot him for being so stupid.

that's dirty pool!

lol mud ;)

♫ 'in short there's simply not
a more consensual spot
for happily-ever-aftering (iykwim)
than here
in
Camelot'

Gun or no gun, his wife is going to kill him

Well, that's a fine how-do-you-do! It's getting so you can't trust anyone these days. Totally, not fair. I mean if you're going to rip somebody off, you at least ought to be honorable about it.

I bet it was worth it.

Uh, what was the question again?

I'm sorry, I lost track after reading "nude female swimmer." What was this story about again?

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