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July 15, 2013

CANADA: LAND OF ROMANCE

Gerun was nabbed at a nearby 7-Eleven and he still had the makeup on and smelled like bear spray.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Ron G.)

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Wait... what kinda bear spray? The kind that gets 'em to come close or the kind that gets 'em to go away?

Makeup and bear spray? Was there alcohol involved? Poutine? Petanque?

Enquiring minds, etc.

Boy, Canadians are such sore-heads. I won't ever let any of them get drunk and pass out in my house. Its my wife's rule.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of bear spray.

In 1979, an inspector at the KY State Fair who was known for practical jokes fell asleep on a table after a hard night.
After he woke, he went out to do his afternoon rounds, never noticing that all his nails were bright pink.
It took me and another inspector "noticing" it in the middle of the Exhibition Hall for him to react.
Which he did.

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