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July 19, 2013

BRILLIANT

An East Nashville man is behind bars after he allegedly stole a box full of human ashes that his family says he more than likely believed was a bag full of cocaine.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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The most impressive part is, he's never been higher in his life.

lol - remember the coffee scene in Due Date?!

Sounds like Mr. Cantrell has some issues.
That said, I'm going for cremation. Or, as I like to say, my plan to start smoking after I die.
Simply for the joke potential which I am instructing my kids to make full use of.

I hope someone says "Mind if I smoke" during my cremation process.

I should probably instruct my family to leave a properly weighted box in the car and hope that someone steals it.

Keith Richards ("The Rolling Stoned") is often accused of snorting the ashes of his dead father. 'Keif' denies this. But, after seeing him in concert, I'm not so sure...

And they say drugs make you stupid.

David Bowie already covered this case:

"Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie"

There is the story of a family who got a box of "yummy soup mix" during the war, turned out to be a relative's ashes...

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