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July 31, 2013


Teens allegedly set fire to police station so they could get arrested, visit friend in jail

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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A brain scan of the two turned up no discernable image of any such organ.


Anybody want to bet the first thing jail officials do is separate each kid from his buddies?
My daughter got in some minor problems in high school, always when she was with her friend Sarah.
So one night when she asked for the car to visit Sarah, I said "No".
"Because separately, you and Sarah are bright, reasonable young women. Together, your combined IQs don't even register."

What do they have against Mounties?

It's another bad ass Sunday,
Police posts burnin' everywhere.

I don't want to think about what they do on dumb ass Wednesdays.

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