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July 31, 2013

BASED ON THE TRAILER, THIS WILL MAKE 'SHARKNADO' LOOK LIKE 'CITIZEN KANE'

Ghost Shark

(Thanks to Raph)

BRILLIANT

Teens allegedly set fire to police station so they could get arrested, visit friend in jail

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

PLEASE CELEBRATE APPROPRIATELY

Today is National Orgasm Day.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Related Item here.

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

MEANWHILE IN THE ARTS

'Honey Boo Boo' Clan Farts And Plays 'Doorknob'

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT

The Bubble-Wrap Bike.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

'I WASN'T PLANNING ON BLEEDING MY OWN BLOOD THAT DAY'

‘Zombies’ complain 5K Zombie Run in Denver too violent

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

MEANWHILE IN THE POSTAPOCALYPTIC HELL THAT IS FLATHEAD COUNTY

4:18 p.m. A Hodgson Road resident was “wary” of the solicitor at his door who wore a shirt proclaiming “I’m sexy and I know it.”

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who suggests this could be Anthony Weiner)

YOUR MIAMI MARLINS

Chad Qualls Celebration Fail Is The Most Marlins Thing Ever

(Thanks to ligirl)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

Blowpaste might be the world's first oral sex lubricant that doubles as toothpaste

(Thanks to Ron G.)

DUDE

Record-setting joint planned for Hempfest

(Thanks to Jay "J" Brandes)

FORM A PERIMETER *NOW*

Kiefer Sutherland breaks his tough guy persona as he performs 'intoxicated' striptease at a bar

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

ALSO: NO HIP-HOP

Swedish authorities have ordered a nightclub to lower the volume of its music due to concerns about the safety of pet fish kept in the club.

(Thanks to Ralph and Ron G.)

IT WAS ASKING FOR IT

Sleepwalking man shoots himself in knee

(Thanks to Poker)

THEY WILL ALL RECEIVE FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Social amoebae travel with a posse, have amazingly complicated social lives

(Thanks to El Opinador Compulsivo)

 
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