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July 30, 2013

'IT SHOWS THE HUMAN NATURE OF THE INDIVIDUAL IS SUPREME'

Beer can house in Houston becomes landmarked

(Thanks to manual tomato)

AND A STRIKING COUPLE THEY ARE

Face-tattooed man, West Palm woman arrested on drug charges

(Thanks to R &L Stevenson)

PLANNING TO RENT A CAR IN ENGLAND?

Here's a full-service company.

(NSFW.)

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

RUSSIAN WOMEN

Не связывайтесь с ними.

(Thanks to dave [a different one])

NAME THAT STATE!

Sergeant posted nude pics while on duty

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

BRILLIANT

Basically, this is a device that lets you discreetly check in public whether or not your pants fly is up. By pressing a button located in the watch pocket of your pants, a small pager motor alerts you to whether or not the zipper is up.

(Thanks to nursecindy)

MAYBE, BUT IT HAD BETTER STAY AWAY FROM MY PROSTATE

Would you let the veebot robot take your blood?

(Thanks to coscolo)

SOME GUYS, A HELICOPTER, A PIANO...

This takes a while. But it's pretty great.

(Thanks to Rosemary Camilleri)

YOU'LL WONDER WHERE THE YELLOW WENT

New teeth grown from urine

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, Joe in Japan, Jan in Grimsby and Howard from Broward)

GUYS IN ACTION

"His cat got stuck in the tree, he went up to try and get the cat down, and he got stuck in the tree with the cat," a fire department spokesman said.

(Thanks to Tina Hamaker)

GO FIGURE

A man who trained as a breast feeding therapist says he may have picked the wrong career - because suspicious husbands refuse to let him massage their wives' chests.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE'RE GUESSING IT INVOLVED COLLEGE STUDENTS

How Did A Cloud Of Booze 288 Billion Miles Wide Get In Outer Space?

(Thanks to Another Ralph)

CSI: CANADA

Butt slapper has police concerned

Molendyk says the suspect made a strange comment stating, "I am only 11. They can't do anything."

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

ANYONE FOR A TEST-TUBE HAMBURGER?

The raw meat is said to be grey with a slippery texture similar to squid or scallop.

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown and DaninTustin)

TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS

In separate incidents, two men allegedly assaulted their girlfriends with pizza, police report.

(Thanks to Chris Elzi and Rob Simbeck)

GEORGIA: STATE OF MYSTERY

Waynesboro family finds large KFC bucket in front yard

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

THEY WILL STOP AT NOTHING

Mystery soap thief unmasked as gang of squirrels

(Thanks to Ralph)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

Denver man invents one-handed beer opener

(Thanks to Ron G.)

 
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