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July 29, 2013

ALL THIS AUSTERITY IS KILLING THEM

Dead farmers might be reaping millions in subsidies

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

FOR BEST RESULTS, EVERYONE SHOULD BE NAKED

China clamps down on cheating in university entrance exams by banning brassieres

(Thanks to The Perts)

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A PORN-STAR NAME:

This one is taken.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WE HAVE A NEW FRONT-RUNNER IN THE NYC MAYORAL RACE

A giant fungus the size of a tyre has been found by villagers in China's Jianshui County.

(Thanks to Howard from Broward)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE RAMONES

Beaver Sign 2

(Thanks to Bill Edwards)

DEPARTMENT OF THINGS FOR WHICH WE'RE SURE THERE IS A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION

The Brigade said that in the past its crews have been called to a man whose penis was stuck in a toaster, and another with his manhood trapped in a vacuum cleaner.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

I CANNOT EXPLAIN WHY...

...but I love this.

(Via Deadspin)

INCREDIBLY, ETC.

Woman pukes at IKEA, stays for a nap

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

SHARK WEEK

It's a bad week to be a seal.

GRADUATE STUDENT OF THE WEEK

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Graduate Student of the Week.

Speaking of items that our strict policy prohibits us from presenting: Here is another one.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

NOT GEEKY AT ALL!

Around the world, a select band of Doctor Who fans are at work in their spare time building their own personal Tardis.

(Thanks to PirateBoy)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now: Otters.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THE FUNNEST PLACE ON THE PLANET

Two women arrested after fight breaks out inside Chuck E. Cheese

(Thanks to Chuck "E." Cody)

 
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