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July 24, 2013

OF *COURSE* THEY LIVE HERE

The REAL 'Carlos Danger': At least two Florida men actually have the name used by Anthony Weiner in his explicit online chats

(Thanks to Art Silverman)

SPIRIT AIRLINES

Standing tall.

(Thanks to Bill Jones, who says "Don't get the on-board meal.")

ADVERTISING UPDATE

Japanese women paid to put adverts on their THIGHS to catch the attention of men

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

BECAUSE WE WOULDN'T WANT TO LOSE *THAT*

Scientists work to protect rare Canadian lizard that shoots blood out of its eyes

(Thanks to The Perts)

HUH?

The tortoise would have a candle stuck to its shell and would be used to light a room and keep the burglar's hands free while he carried out his theft

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

GIBT ES EIN PROBLEM, OFFIZIERE?

German police on Sunday pulled over four men driving a BMW convertible that had been converted into a motorized swimming pool.

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Incredibly, alcohol appears to have been involved.

(Thanks to Mitch)

IT IS NOW THE BOSS OF ALL SEAGULLS

Hungry seagull swoops down and steals pensioner's false teeth after she took them out to eat a biscuit

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

SEX TIPS FOR MEN, II

Male Guppies Ensure Successful Mating With Genital Claws

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

CSI: THE SOUTH

Louisiana duo throws stolen roosters from their car while deputies pursue them in Tuscaloosa Monday

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN CANADA

Morillo sparked an international rescue operation late Monday when he loaded up on about eight beers then jumped in the river and swam to Detroit, just to prove he could do it.

Stay thrsty, my friend.

(Thanks to Jeff Renner and Jay Brandes)

WAIT... BOTH? *NEITHER?*

A poll from the Global Post:

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'THEY DON'T TAKE HINTS TO GO AWAY'

Alaska police get numerous calls about Estonian salesmen

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

THAT CLEARS *THAT* UP

Giant mouse found in Tesco store was by sent by God as punishment for supporting gay rights

(Thanks to Ralph)

FUN GAL

Drunk woman caps violent night by defecating on cop car

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

WHY CAN'T THEY JUST SMOKE POT, LIKE WE DID?

Teen inhales dart from homemade blowgun

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

SEX TIPS FOR MEN

“Your health care rants were a huge turn-on.”
 
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