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July 22, 2013

HAVE IT YOUR WAY

Customer discovers slug inside Burger King chicken burger

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

BADMINTON

It's a contact sport.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

FASHION ACCESSORY OF THE WEEK SO FAR

For the man who has everything.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

HE WAS RELEASED AFTER THE SNAKE PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Man caught drink driving and holding snake

(Thanks to W. vin Papineau)

THE CANADIAN ARTS AND CONDIMENTS SCENE

A controversial Fringe Festival performance featuring two naked actors engaging in mayonnaise enemas and a sexual act on stage left some audience members in shock while others walked out of the theatre Friday night.

Key Critical Reaction: "I do not need to see any more mayonnaise enemas for the rest of my lifetime."

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

URGENT BREAKING ROYAL BABY UPDATE

There is nothing new to report on the Royal Baby at this time, that this blog is aware of.

We now return you to your insignificant and hideously boring life.

GUTTA I AKSJON

Norwegian guys get crazy Norwegian-style at a bachelor party.

(The actual action occurs at 2:35.)

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

IN MIAMI, WE CALL THIS 'FRIDAY NIGHT'

Man Drank $102,000 Worth of Historic Whiskey

(Thanks to The Perts)

GATOR OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Antonio Morrison, a University of Florida linebacker who was arrested last month after police said he punched a bouncer, is in legal trouble again. This time deputies say he interfered with an investigation by barking at a police K-9.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb and Fabian Marson)

'CUSTOMERS THEN WATCHED IN HORROR AS THE ANIMAL WENT TO THE TOILET ON THE FLOOR.'

McDonald's staff ban horse-rider from using drive-thru - so she takes pony INSIDE

(Thanks to DaninTustin and oneblankspace)

FINALLY, A BIOLOGICAL EXPLANATION FOR THE KARDASHIANS

These viruses are so big they might just be your ancestors.

(Thanks to The Perts)

ROYAL BABY BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

The Royal Baby has not come out yet.

This has been your Royal Baby Bulletin.

(FYI, I'm not in England any more; I'm back in Miami. I'm watching the Royal Baby coverage on TV, presented by people who I'm guessing have to change their undergarments hourly.)

WE SAW THE YOBBISH SEAGULLS OPEN FOR PHISH

Seagulls turn yobbish after getting drunk on flying ants

(Thanks to Ron G.)

 
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