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July 21, 2013

SUDDENLY, YOUR LIFE SEEMS BORING

Woman gets head stuck in banister during impromptu sex session

(Thanks to Ron G.)

WE SAW PEE-ANALYZING URINAL OPEN, AND CLOSE, FOR THE RAMONES

Pee-analyzing urinal spots drunks before they drive

(Thanks to Ron G.)

GUYS

Russel Keene spent his winter developing a 380 horsepower blender powered by an old muscle car engine.

(Thanks to Chris)

HEY, A MAN HAS *NEEDS*, OK?

Afghan-Indo film “A Man’s Desire for Fifth Wife” to be released soon

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

WHEN YOU HEAR THE WORDS 'AGGRESSIVE DRIVING'

The place that immediately comes to mind is: Idaho.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

ATTENTION, PALEONTOLOGISTS:

Have we got a job offer for you.

(Thanks to Patricia Pennell)

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

MANATEE -- A woman was arrested after she pointed a gun at her husband when he got home from a Bradenton strip club, according to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

APPARENTLY THIS IS ILLEGAL

An intoxicated man harassed customers Sunday at Melt in Upper Saucon Township, assaulted a restaurant employee and threatened to eat a policeman's face, according to court records.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

 
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