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July 19, 2013

BUILDING BRAND LOYALTY

Marijuana pipe found in 4-year-old's Kid's Meal

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THEREBY QUALIFYING FOR FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

New Study Shows Plants Talk to Each Other Through the Soil

(Thanks to Tash)

BRILLIANT

An East Nashville man is behind bars after he allegedly stole a box full of human ashes that his family says he more than likely believed was a bag full of cocaine.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

BE CAREFUL OUT THERE

ACC claims figures show the agency paid out $24,834 to more than 20 people between 2008 and 2012 for ghost, vampire and zombie-related accidents.

(Thanks to Ralph)

IS THERE NO LIMIT TO THEIR POWER?

Geoscientist finds beavers play a role in climate change

(Thanks to Rch Steurer)

'IT ALSO LEFT UNUSUAL PINK DROPPINGS'

Giant ‘super mouse’ found in Tesco Metro food crate

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

THIS IS SO WEIRD, BECAUSE SHE TOLD *ME* TO CHEAT ON MY INCOME TAXES

Massachusetts man says Stevie Nicks told him to steal ferry boat

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

A fan has provoked a furor in the world of professional wrestling after leaking the outcomes of 38 WWE matches ahead of the pay-per-view bouts.

(Thanks to Ernie Gudath)

UPDATE FROM ENGLAND

Here I am at the Changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palace. The guards are bigger than I expected.

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A FLORIDA ETC.

Arlington County Police responded to an accident at the Department of Motor Vehicles (4150 S. Four Mile Run Drive) today, after a car crashed into a fence. Police say the driver was at the DMV to take a driving test.

(Thanks to Ryan Young)

NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT

Oklahoma City, Okla. — A woman admits to having sex with her cat.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Jeff Schneider)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE RAMONES

"This is malicious fecal distribution," he said.

(Thanks to Larry Martell and Matt Filar)

WE'LL STICK TO BEER

Save Water: Drink Your Own Sweat

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

NICE TO SEE THE OLD TRADITIONS UPHELD

See bride launched in human slingshot

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

WE BLAME GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE

Massive dragon skull washes up on Dorset beach

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(Thanks to Allen at Division and Jeffrey Brown)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

70 years after the experiment was set up, the scientists have videoed pitch dripping from a funnel.

(Thanks to Chris Knight)

COMING SOON: 'PIRANHANADO'

Monstrous giant piranha caught in Congo river

(Thanks to Monique

SEND HIM TO WASHINGTON

"F*** me, what a wanker."

(Thanks to Janice Gelb, who says, "Finally, an honest politician.")

ITS GETTING TO BE AN EPIDEMIC

Woman crashes into tree while allegedly trying to hit her ex

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who notes that she already has a Florida license)

 
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