« July 16, 2013 | Main | July 18, 2013 »

July 17, 2013

THERE COULD BE ONE IN YOUR BUTT *RIGHT NOW*

Invisible alien probes “could already be” in our solar system

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE HAVE SEEN *MUCH* WORSE

These Paintings Are Actually Made By Puking Flies

(Thanks to Ralph)

We saw them open for the Ramones.

THIS MAKES TOTAL MEDICAL SENSE

PALM SURGERY is on the rise in Japan as people carve new lines into their hands in bid to improve their fortune

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

Take a guess.

Photo

Continue reading "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" »

GUESS THE STORE

20130717_142458 - Copy

THE NEWS FROM CANADA

Quebec mayor forced to apologize for saying how much he enjoys killing kittens with his car

This has been The News From Canada.

(Thanks to Ron G.)

HOW DID WE MISS THIS?

Perfect Polly

(Thanks to Jenny Paxson)

IN ADDITION TO 'VIBRATE,' IT HAS 'SMELL'

British scientists unveil the 'world's first' mobile phone powered by URINE

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby, DaninTustin and Bill Moore)

ALWAYS A SOUND LEGAL STRATEGY

Spring Hill man tries to defecate on deputies

AR-130719970

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Name that State!

THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS

Dispute over vomit cleanup spurs alleged hammer attack by carnival worker

(Thanks to F. Hudson, who says, "And then ironically, Pile of Vomit opened for Hammer Attack at the Fair on Saturday night." Also thanks to oneblankspace.)

WE TASTE BETTER

Mosquitoes love to bite beer drinkers

(Thanks to Dad-o-Lot, Jeffrey Brown and Rob Simbeck)

WHATEVER YOU DO

...do not click here.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, DaninTustin, Peter Metrinko, Janice Gelb and Ralph)

DUDE

Police seize pot plants growing outside Hamilton courthouse

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

'AFTER AN INTENSIVE, TWO-YEAR REVIEW'

A West Coast manufacturer of personal lubricants says it’s become the first company to have its slippery stuff blessed for use by religious Jews.

(Thanks to Bill Jones)

NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT THEM

Officer uses hotdog bits to rescue dog from roof

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

DON'T MESS WITH THEM

Police arrested a 24-year-old woman who they said intentionally struck her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend with her car Sunday morning.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

PRIORITIES

Two people have been charged with assaulting a Salisbury Beach lifeguard, including a man police say asked the lifeguard to stop blowing his whistle because it was aggravating his hangover.

(Thanks to Poker)

WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS. EVER.

Brawl erupts at Chuck E. Cheese birthday party

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise