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July 16, 2013

NAME THAT STATE!

Suspect to deputies: Cocaine in pocket belongs to hooker

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says, "In that case, you're free to go.")

DON'T FORGET TO FLOSS IT

Denture jewelry.

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

OUCH

Addyson Gale Cessna weighed in at 13 pounds and 12 ounces, which may be the biggest baby ever born at Armstrong County Memorial Hospital outside Kittanning, Armstrong County.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

IT'S OK; THEY ALL HAVE FLORIDA LICENSES

15 aliens stole my Datsun and dog

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

NO DEATHS. YET.

Minor Injuries As The Twinkie Makes A Comeback

(Thanks to Schadeboy)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

A stork has been causing thousands of euros of damage in a north German village by attacking parked cars and pecking at windows. It is said to be confused and thinks every reflection of itself is a rival bird.

(Thanks to Ron G.)

 
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