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July 15, 2013

THEREBY QUALIFYING THEM FOR FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Crickets talk trash, dance and brag, study finds

(Thanks to The Perts)

DON'T WORRY: THE BUGS ARE FINE

A woman attempting to deploy nearly two dozen bug bombs inside her small New York City apartment caused a "partial collapse" of the five-story building, injuring 14 people, the fire department said on Saturday.

(Thanks to Jon Harris and DaninTustin)

WITHOUT THE INTERNET, WE WOULD NEVER HAVE SEEN THIS

Unfortunate Sweat Patch Of The Day

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

WE LIVE IN WONDROUS TIMES

Synthetic yeast could make beer cheaper and stronger

(Thanks to Ron G.)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE TROGGS

Wayward snake cuts power to 10,000 in Northern Virginia

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Dennis Walter)

PERHAPS HE IS SINGLE!

Real-Life Superhuman Blows Up Hot Water Bottles with His Nose

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

THIS IS WHY THEY'RE IN SUCH GOOD SHAPE

Monkey swims lengths at Mumbai public pool

(Thanks to Ralph)

MINNIE IS STILL MISSING

Lifeboat crews were called after reports of an arm sticking out of the sea 500 yards off Llandudno - only to find it was an inflatable Mickey Mouse

(Thanks to Ralph)

YOU NEED IT, EVEN IF YOU HAVE NO DOG

The Only Engravable Dog ID Tag Bottle Opener

(Thanks to oneblankspace)

ATTENTION, CERTAIN MEN:

Tiny Diapers for the Tip of Your Penis

(Thanks to nursecindy)

THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT?

Nearly 1 Out Of 10 Americans Use Smartphones During Sex

(Thanks to Ralph)

A PERIMETER WAS INVOLVED

French fry order sparks standoff with tomahawk, crossbow in Warren

(Thanks to Jerald Nichols)

CRAFT TIP

Make your own deer butt art

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

CANADA: LAND OF ROMANCE

Gerun was nabbed at a nearby 7-Eleven and he still had the makeup on and smelled like bear spray.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Ron G.)

WHAT TO DO IF A BEAR ATTACKS

We assume the bear this reporter is talking about has a sense of humor.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

JUST DO IT. BUT FIRST, CHECK IT.

Nike makes Carolina Panthers shirt with wrong state on it

(Thanks to nursecindy, who lives in the right Carolina, and says: "We're all pretty upset about it too.  Virginia would have been okay but not South Carolina.")

NEXT: 'SCORPION ENEMA'

Japan clinic launches 'snail facial'

(Thanks to DaninTustin, wiredog, The Perts, Jeff Meyerson, coscolo and Liz Hackett)

OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS A LOVELY AFFAIR

Bride's sister left with a broken nose during mass wedding brawl after being knocked out by her uncle following buffet scramble for a piece of chicken

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Peter Metrinko and Omniskeptic)

 
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