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July 12, 2013

THE RUSH IS ON

Rock snot discovered in Pine Creek, Lycoming County

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Charlie Sheen flies in to Scotland on Loch Ness Monster hunt

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

COULDN'T THIS BE WORDED DIFFERENTLY?

Science Has This Average-Penis-Size Thing Nailed Down

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON

Pioneer Square merchants: 'We've got people defecating all around us'

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

Clap On, Clap Off: Remove This Bra Simply By Clapping Your Hands

(Thanks to Carl Youngdahl)

COOL

The Brooks Falls Brown Bear & Salmon Cam.

(Thanks to Mark Buckley)

THIS IS HILARIOUS

We're sure...and we'll think of something funny to say about it in just a few minutes.

Wow

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

TERRORISM UPDATE

Car-eating squirrel chews fist-sized chunks from family's SUV

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and W; also Ralph)

We saw Car-Eating Squirrel open for the Fist-Sized Chunks.

IT SEEMED LIKE A FINE IDEA

A police chief’s retirement party sparked chaos when they celebrated by recreating a murder scene - which locals mistook for the real thing.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

TURNS OUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT YANKEES FANS

Don't Let Boobs Ruin Your Sports Dreams

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

UPDATE ON THE LADY MUCK CLEANING COMPANY

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the update on the Lady Muck Cleaning Company.

(Thanks to ligril)

SHARKNADO UPDATE

Writer Thunder Levin answers your questions.

(Thanks to Jeff "Lightning" Meyerson)

NO WORD ON WHAT POSITION HE WAS BURIED IN

Inventor of iconic party game Twister dies

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

IT WAS ALLOWED TO REMAIN AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Impala eludes two hungry cheetahs by jumping into car full of tourists

(Thanks to Ken Fineberg)

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

Retailer Lululemon Athletica Inc. (Nasdaq:LULU) says customers could still be sporting see-through Luon yoga pants because they’re buying sizes that are too small for them.

(Thanks to The Perts)

DESPERATE TIMES

Knife Wielding Man Steals 96 Rolls Of Toilet Paper

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WHERE HE COMES FROM, THIS IS LEGAL

A Florida man has been charged with reckless driving after driving nearly a mile on the W&OD trail in Arlington yesterday.

(Thanks to Ryan Young)

THE WAR ON TERROR: THE GUNTERSVILLE FRONT

'Suspicious' liquid at Guntersville Post Office determined to be K-Y Intense Arousal Gel intended for entertainer

(Thanks to Kelly Kazek, Wil Elrick, Allen at Division, Ron G. and Bill Hudgins)

 
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