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July 10, 2013

WHY INDEED?

Why are testicles kept in a vulnerable dangling sac?

(Thanks to Ron G.)

STEP ONE: CONSIDER TAKING A LOOK BEHIND THE BOAT

How to reverse a boat

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

WHO SAYS MEN CAN'T BE FAITHFUL?

Butler Co. man accused of having sex with pool float -- again

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

NAME THAT STATE!

Man Kicks Log, Log Is Actually An Alligator, Alligator Bites Man's Head

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

'THIS IS THE EAST VILLAGE. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?'

Customer at trendy East Village restaurant Verso goes topless during dinner

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THINK HOW THE OTHER STRAWBERRIES FEEL

Gardener ‘disappointed’ by size of her penis-shaped strawberry

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

IF THEY DON'T LIKE THE SHOW, THEY BIEBER ON IT

TV For Dogs

(Thanks to queensbee and Omniskeptic)

'YOU KNOW YOU'LL FOREVER REMEMBER THAT'

-- Justin Bieber, working hard for the title of Douche of the Century.

(Thanks to many people)

HE'S 94

Famous for his love of smoking, popular German ex-Chancellor Helmut Schmidt apparently has 38,000 menthol cigarettes stashed in his house.

(Thanks to Ron G.)

TREND ALERT

Wigs for babies.

(Thanks to Jean Marie Walker Bentley)

GREENSBORO CITY COUNCIL NEWS

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Greensboro City Council News.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

CSI: CAIRNS

Australian police were mystified by a chaotic crime scene including a hole in the ceiling and a smelly pool of vomit-like liquid — until they found the culprit was a 5.7-meter (19-foot) python.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb and Horace LaBadie)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

The July 17 season premiere of TLC’s “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” will be aided (and abetted?) by what the network is calling “Watch ’n Sniff” — in which viewers will be able to experience the Georgia-based Thompson clan in all its olfactory glory.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

LIVE FREE OR DISAPPEAR

Nightly News Wipes New Hampshire Entirely Off The U.S. Map

(Thanks to Glen Page)

WE CERTAINLY HOPE SO

Great Tits Built to Survive Climate Change?

(Thanks to wiredog)

NEWS YOU CAN USE

Coffee beans in socks neutralize foot odour

(Thanks to The Perts)

YOU CAN GO BACK INTO THE OCEAN NOW

‘Monster’ Lobster Caught Off Gloucester

Lobster

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown, who says, "We're going to need more butter.")

MEANWHILE ABROAD

NHS boob job girl Josie Cunningham regrets £4,800 implants and wants taxpayer to pay for smaller implants

(Thanks to Ron G.)

YOU KNOW THE SQUIRRELS WERE BEHIND THIS

Dogs suspected of weakening British town's lampposts

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

The 'Sink-Urinal' Saves Water, Encourages Men To Wash Hands

(Thanks to Mr. Tom Shroder)

 
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