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July 09, 2013

CRIMES AGAINST GUYS

While a nude female swimmer in his Camelot subidivision home's backyard pool had him distracted, the woman's accomplice was inside the victim's home stealing his personal property.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE PREFER TO STAND

Man attacked by fox while sitting on toilet

(Thanks to Ryan Young, who notes "It must have scared the crap out of him.")

IT'S PROBABLY JUST PHANTOMS HAVING SEX

Phantom sex noises in Phuket, voodoo suspected

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

A FLORIDA ETC.

Dad uses $104,000 Mercedes to ram son's BMW on busy road after family argument

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

1967 WAS A GOOD YEAR FOR THOSE

Police in China said smugglers had 46-year-old chicken feet

(Thanks to Ralph)

DEPARTMENT OF THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T TWEET IF YOU'RE A FUGITIVE

"Catch me if you can."

(Thanks to coscolo)

DEPARTMENT OF VIDEOS YOU WILL NEVER SEE A WOMAN MAKE

The Most Dangerous Ways To Open Wine

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

WHERE THE *HELL* IS THE UNITED NATIONS?

Beer Festival Closes Early -- After Running Out of Beer

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says, "Amateurs.")

CANADIAN TRANSIT ALERT

Snake on a Train

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

WE CANNOT BE FAR FROM THE END NOW

"McDiving is the new sport of today. It's very simple: You visit a McDonalds and dive over the counter."

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

MEANWHILE IN SPORTS

Man wants Browns pallbearers so team 'can let him down one last time'

(Thanks to Loudmouth and Janice Gelb)

SUN 'N' FUN 'N' POOP

America's Most Feces-Polluted Beaches, Mapped

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

HUH?

Freddie Mercury Norwich Go Go Gorilla in copyright row

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

 
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