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July 07, 2013

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Exploding rhubarb chutney wrecks retirement flat

(Thanks to Ron G. and Ralph)

OTHER THAN THAT, HE'S A MODEL CITIZEN

Glue-huffing monk on holiday in Phuket also a thief

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

'YOU WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD? YOU WANT TO CHANGE THINGS? START BY CHANGING YOUR UNDERPANTS.'

French underpants designed to release 'sweet smell'

(Thanks to Omniskeptic and Ralph)

SCIENCE

Is it easier to fart while standing up or lying down?

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

CRIMEFIGHTERS

Carjacking suspect slowed by baggy pants, police say

(Thanks to Joe in Japan and Horace LaBadie)

WE DON'T PAY OUR FIREFIGHTERS ENOUGH

Ibiza firemen free tourist trapped in sex toy

Key excerpt:

There were "plenty of sparks" during the operation to remove the sex toy which measured 15cm in diameter.

The two-hour procedure was described as "very complex" because the man became "more swollen" with time.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, Ken Fineberg and Jeff Meyerson)

 
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