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July 06, 2013

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

Hostess to freeze Twinkies to extend life

(Thanks to Loudmourh

THIS CANNOT BE GOOD

Sky Deutschland to broadcast adverts directly into train passengers' heads

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

'ONE OF THE MEN WAS MOUNTED ON THE CHICKEN, RIDING IT DOWN THE ROAD'

Three men were arrested Wednesday in Putnam County for stealing a 9-foot-tall chicken statue.

You will never guess the state.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

'YOU WANT FIREWORKS?'

Angry Mother of Twins Throws Flaming Diapers at Late Night Firework Shooters

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who notes that Flaming Diapers WBAGNFARB)

Update: This did not actually happen.

CANADA: LAND OF EXCITMENT

The rural Ontario battle over butter tarts

(Thanks to The Perts)

WE STAND WITH THIS WOMAN

Buxom Blonde Banned For Isty Bitsy Bikini at Adventure Oasis Water Park Missouri

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

LOOK! IN THE MEAT DEPARTMENT!

Superman arrests shoplifter

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(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

THE NORTH CAROLINA LEARNING CURVE

From nursecindy:

We have had a lot of rain here in N.C.  Unfortunately no one told my daughter's neighbor that the ground gets soggy when it rains.  He left his truck in a field near her house overnight.  The next day it was stuck up to its axles so he called a friend, who also got stuck.  Thinking the third time would be the charm, they called another friend, who also got stuck.  They called yet another friend, and he got stuck too.  Finally they called a friend with a tractor.  When this picture was taken by my daughter, they had freed one of the trucks.

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NAME THAT STATE!

Man arrested for DUI while driving lawn mower

(Thanks to Robert Mathis)

 
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