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July 01, 2013

'MAYBE HE'LL RUN FOR MAYOR'

A JFK Airport security supervisor has been fired for mistakenly sending out a mass e-mail blast — of his genitals — to nearly two dozen shocked underlings, supervisors and Port Authority executives.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

BECAUSE OTHERWISE WE WILL HAVE ANARCHY

USDA Tells Magician to Write Disaster Plan for His Rabbit

(Thanks to Another Ralph)

IF THAT DOESN'T WIN HIM BACK, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL

Upset he’d moved on, woman uses stun gun on ex-boyfriend

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

ADVISORY

At 3p Eastern I'll be doing a Spreecast about the new Remainders e-book, Hard Listening.

No, I don't know what a "Spreecast" is. But by God I will be doing one.

OY VEY, DUDE

Israeli Orthodox Jewish rabbi rules marijuana not kosher

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

FLORIDA LICENSES ARE ON THE WAY

...to everybody involved.

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

WHILE OUR CONGRESS SIMULATES A CONGRESS

Mexican amusement park simulates illegal border crossing

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

SHE WORE 'ELABORATE MAKEUP'

Mom, 52, tried to pose as 19-year-old daughter for exam

(Thanks to Joe in Japan, who notes, "It was not elaborate enough.")

YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN A TANK WILL ATTACK YOUR GARDEN

It's finally quiet in the area of Rockbridge Drive SE in Leesburg this evening, following a long day for local police and fire-rescue personnel who were tasked with evaluating and moving anti-tank missiles that were discovered hidden in a garden shed.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

CELEBRITY UPDATE

Justin Bieber’s Ex-monkey Moves to Private Island with Moat and Three Potential Girlfriends, Tries to Forget Justin Bieber

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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