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June 25, 2013

ENGLAND

Banned Cambridge jelly wrestlers replaced with giant bucking penis

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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I think it's incredibly sad when workers are replaced with robotics.

I saw Bucking Penis open for the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band.

Seems like the stories just get further and further from sanity. But then, yesterday I saw a bird walking down the hallway outside our main bathroom. Maybe the whole world is nuts, except you and me, of course.

Keeping it classy since 1209.

Classy is not the word I would use. How would you explain that to a three year old? Is childhood a thing of the past?

I am betting that Suzy Langsdale has really hairy armpits and legs and needs to get a life. There is no help for the humor impaired!

Ah, when will the Brits stop exploitin' the talents o'the Irish?

I'm behind a ban on the buckin' penis, just so I can see what they replace it with.

How about a Bucking-Ham?

That headline looks like a MadLib from a drunken frat night.

Any chance that "bucking" was a typo??

I am expecting K. Kartrashian and Snooki to be booking flights for a chance at this one!

Actually, the paddling pool has promise.

Thank you, sir. Please, may I have another.

Giant Bucking Penis was the secret war name of the last chief of the Fukawi tribe.

Yes, yes, I know. Politically incorrect. And don't try naming a school mascot after him, either.

I'm sure the chief will forgive you. Any time a guy is credited with a Giant Penis, he is more likely to take a bow than a shot with a bow.

I'm sure I saw Bucking Penis open for Hole. Or maybe it was the other way around....

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