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May 05, 2013

YOUR URANUS JOKE GOES HERE

Sex in Space May Not Be Safe

Doo-dah, doo-dah

(Thanks to The Perts)

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Well there goes my plans for tonight.

Love will find a way. Or probably several ways, in fact.

There goes Star Trek. I knew Kirk was not realistic.

If there's no friction, it doesn't sound like it would be any fun either.

Oh, come on. All you need is someone skilled in the arts of restraint.

Many, many apologies in advance.

Sex’s not safe in outer space.
Doo-dah, doo-dah.
Uranus is really the wrong place!
All the doo-dah day.
They say you shouldn’t score.
It’s never been done before.
But I’ll bet a moon rock someone’s tried,
while NASA looked the other way.

Bravo, nursecindy.

The 20 mile high club.

WTG, Cindy!

And yes, it's already happened in space. Multiple times. I understand velcro restraints were involved...

Nah, Kirk was fine. The problem today is the lack of (adequate) gravity, which was solved in Star Trek (and Star Wars, and ...) via "artificial gravity". So, this is the real reason boffins need to get cracking on making that a reality.

There is no UP in space.

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