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May 19, 2013

YOUNG LOVE

Teen arrested for biting boyfriend's penis after he refused to have sex

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, DaninTustin and Dave)

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A disinterested student who got A's in lunch.

Wait, a teenaged boy refused to have sex?

Wait, what state did this happen in?

As someone who has been there, my advice to the young man would be to run. Run as fast as you can.
I can remember the day when I realized that no matter how long I waited, it wasn't going to get better.
I was lucky that there was no child involved.
One other thing I was tempted to do, but didn't: DO NOT HIT HER BACK.
Now, back to our regular programming.

Was it that kid who sings the Oscar Meyer song...?

I wouldn't *bleep* her with Lady Astor's pet horse's di!ck

Just a case of being overly literal. He was tired, she wanted to fool around, he said, "Oh, bite me." and ...

I have friends who call that foreplay.

We need to see an autobiography from Steve. There sounds like some real tales there.

Her parents wasted their money on the orthodontist.

I'm a lifelong Dave Barry fan, but I have to say I don't find this funny. People need to be aware that men as well as women can be victims of domestic abuse. I speak from personal experience.

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