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May 13, 2013

YOU THINK YOU CARE ABOUT SPORTS?

These people care about sports.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

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Somebody give those reporters 10 mg. of Valium, I.V., STAT! There's just something about an English accent that makes everything seem classy.

THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT!!! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT!!! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT!!!

Oh. It's soccer. Nevermind.

Did something significant happen?

This being soccer, OF COURSE a huge flame erupted in the end zone (or whatever they call it in metric football) at the moment of celebration. I presume urine-filled balloon were joyously being flung in the other end zone.

I thought Huey Lewis and the News cared about Sports!

Someone -- apparently -- kicked or otherwise propelled a ball into a net, against the sincere efforts of others to prevent him doing so! Unbelievable! Unbe-farking-lievable! Oh, my Lord! The crowd is going mad! They're burning a heretic! They're eating babies down there! I can see tanks moving in to decimate the losing side, and -- yes! I've just been told that France has surrendered! Unbelievable!

Sounds a lot like a Monty Python broadcast.

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