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May 13, 2013


Why Do Old People Get So Hairy?

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)


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Except in the right places.

The question I have is why old guys' hair retreats from their heads and comes out their ears?

I am proud to say I trimmed my ears tonight.

Did you glue it on your back? Don't look now...


Damn hair balls.....

I was hairy before I was old. I don't usually reply to spam emails, but when I got one once that asked HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE TWICE AS MUCH HAIR?, I hit reply and told them I wouldn't be able to get my shirt on over my head if I had twice as much hair. I also told them to stop sending me spam about organ enlarging because I wouldn't be able to get my pants zipped. They wrote back and said that was too much information and they were taking me off the mailing list.

I'm either not old enough yet or some sort of non-human life form. Not happening yet. And I save a fortune on haircuts.

Nurse Cindy and I have a special on bikini waxes this week.

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