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May 17, 2013


Investigators said Allison rubbed a packaged stick of pepperoni on his exposed penis inside the Hannaford store at the St. Lawrence Plaza.

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Unholy Slacker)


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Keep him away from the donuts!

I have friends who call that foreplay.

too.. many... meat.. tube... jokes

Don't you get three wishes for that?

now i know why i dont shop in hannaford.
also, there is NOTHING else to do in that part of upstate NY. really. NOTHING!

Snork at Lazee.

Perhaps he was trying it on for size......

It was an attempted stick-up?

If there ever was a job for a police K-9 unit...

Agree with Queensbee -- that really is the social highlight in Potsdam. Surprised it doesn't happen every week.

It's appropriate commentary -- Hannaford has lousy pepperoni.

(Hannaford = Food Lion = Delhaize Group)

He had a beef with the store owner?

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