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May 31, 2013

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

A former Microsoft executive plans to create the first U.S. national marijuana brand...

(Thanks to manual tomato)

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Do NOT buy the "Vista Gold."

Explains where the Windows 8 Start Menu went. Genius Execs. at M$ lay down the bong and plan to 'put it back' with Windows 8.1.

hhmmm.. Blue Screen of Death could be a bit too literal.

If Microsoft involved, I foresee a lotta crashing...

Be sure to update your antivirus protection and do not confuse the multiple tiny icons.

I'll wait for the Mac version.

Finally, an add-on that makes other Microsoft products bearable.

Watch out for those automatic updates....who knows WHAT might happen......

Behind the curve again. Google has been in this business for years. After an hour or so on one or the other of my Android devices, I'm dazed, confused, my eyes are red, and I'm ... um, like people tell me you get when you smoke, ah, stuff. Or so they say.

YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS! I HAVE BEEN RUNNING POT '13 FOR 29 WEEKS WITHOUT A SINGLE bOTch, AND YOU CAN'T EVEN BOOT YOUR SYSTEMS! NOT TO MENTION MICROSOFT BOB, THE GREATEST UI EVER!

MSFT products have always been notorious for eating up lots of memory... what was my point?

This is mostly being handled by open-source groups right now.

Anticipates Jamen Shively high speed chase footage on COPS.

i admire his grassroots effort

I'll just burn a bootleg copy.

Windows changing name to Doors of Perception.

As I understand it, MT, they're not bringing back the Start Menu, but the Start Button. Which is an excellent example of them Missing the Point. And probably ... um ... sampling the new product, as well.

Goes great with a ROM and Coke.

M$ 8.1 first BETA due to be released as early as June complete with a start button, but no Start Menu with this BETA release. You are correct Sir RTWH. The geniuses claim user feedback dictated the removal of the start menu. My user feedback after installing Windows 8.1 BETA will be sent back with non interrupted use of the word 'moron'.

*My wife, the one wearing the brains, said, "That should really make them listen to you calling them morons."



I cannot image Bill Gates stoned.

Just cannot imagine it.

Duuuude, yoour money is sooo wasted.

We all know grass is a Gatesway drug.

Oh, come on. If Microsoft really listened to user feedback, they'd have been roasting in hell for years.

1st the firewall won't allow you to light it. You get it lit and it slows down and hardly burns while it thinks about existence. Sometimes you get high, sometimes you just scream. Then it updates and restarts so you lose your high. Then when you try to use open source drugs it sends you an injunction. And BTW, no one likes the pad, pod or phone versions.

Duuuude yoour money is sooo wasted.

Anybody else notice the article was edited by Mr Hay ?

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