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May 16, 2013

WE LIVE IN WONDROUS TIMES

Use an app to track clean toilets in Singapore

(Thanks to Jerald Nichols)

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To the tune of Roses are Blooming in Picardie

Toilets are cleaner in Singapore ...

so it's the

LOO (Let’s Observe Ourselves) Connect Restroom App

or

Let's Observe Ourselves CRAPP

It's only clean until Sam gets there.
Sam is blind and suffers from vertigo.
You know Sam. Everybody knows a Sam.

When I was a three-year-old who needed to "go" on a car trip or similar excursion, my father used to take me to the restroom and pick me up like a plank, pointing my stream into the toilet. It was very effective. My skin never touched a surface, and my father's aim was excellent.

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