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May 31, 2013

WE CAN ALL BREATHE EASIER

Moorhead City Council members pass plan in case they’re all killed at same time

(Thanks to Diane Bursack, who says, "Because the Moorhead City Council is surely at least #3 on all terrorist hit lists.")

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What have these people been up to, that they expect to be wiped off the face of the earth, collectively? Not even our city council is that paranoid.

Moorhead? I have friends who call that foreplay.

What if they're all killed exept for 1 ? I think the number of bills/ammendments required would be:

8 8 8 8 8 8 8
C + C + C + C + C + C + C + 1
7 6 5 4 3 2 1

(C = combinations...first term is Combinations of 8 take 7 at a time....etc....) Of course its been 30 years since I took the course.....

Ooooo that didn't format too well. Just put the nubers above and below the "C" s.

LeDud - I'm pretty sure it matters (from a legal point of view) what order they die in. So it would be permutations, not combinations.

They must have worked on this during the long winter. What else is there to do?

Any mention of what they'll do if they're attacked by zombies?

Yeah, is there a provision in case several of them become zombies? Would they have to be voted out, or would that fall under "dead?" Would the remaining members be legally obligated to hunt them down and destroy them before replacing them? And what if they were vampires instead?

Alien8, those are the questions that keep me awake at night.

So they're expecting an invasion from Fargo?

I see that Forum Communications has hired even more "journalists" who never bothered to learn proper spelling or usage ... Why am I not surprised?

Tom Clancy just came up with the idea for his next novel!

What do you mean he's written this storyline before? That has never stopped him before.

When Canadian terrorists they will take all your bureaucrats.

Meh.

When Canadian terrorists strike...

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