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May 17, 2013


A man who said he fled an accident scene because he had "bad" Chinese food and didn't want to poop in his pants was arrested on a misdemeanor charge, according to a recently released affidavit.

(Thanks to Ralph)


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Be honest. Show of hands. Who hasn't experienced this?

Does pseudo-Mexican food count?

My favorite part was the kicker...he comes back and apologizes not only for leaving but for driving without a license.

I thought everyone in Florida got them at birth.

He was hurrying to find an exercise video.

So he also lived on the same block as where the crash happened? I'm confused. Did he have bad Chinese food at home and drive to a restaurant to defecate? What a poorly written article, or a really weird story.

I hope he apologized for the mullet, too.

Moo goo gai bedpan.

With Number Two you get egg roll.

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