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May 17, 2013


Aaron Sabbah threatened mechanic with large black dildo over 'lost' Mercedes-Benz

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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I have friends who call that foreplay.

I would be surprised if it were a large white dildo, considering, NTTIAWWT

It might have been registered at one time but the serial number was filed off.

...you can pry it from my cold dead fingers.

Coulda been worse. It coulda been a plastic bag full of fat from a liposuction clinic.

I believe Large Black Dildo opened for Madonna.

I thought they opened for Steely Dan.

I believe Madonna opened for Large Black Dildo (IYNWIM)

*Snork* @ Eye.

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