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May 14, 2013

THE LAST PLACE WE'D THINK TO LOOK

Man says he found Jesus - in a local newspaper

(Thanks to Sharon [The Minx] Lurie and Bill Jones)

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"Man seeks prophet. Must be able to turn water into wine. Ability to walk on water a plus. Send pic."

the Daily Son?

Yesterday it was 60 degrees here in North Carolina but 90 degrees in South Dakota. Now I find out Jesus is not only endorsing political candidates but showing up in newspapers too. The end is near.

Apparently Divine Intervention (Dave) gave me shared credit with The Minx, but I must "confess" I did not submit this item.

Bill Jones

Hi everybody I'm Archie Bell of the Drells.

Jesus, he's my friend; jesus, he's my friend
He took me by the hand; led me far from this land
Jesus, he's my friend

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I don't care what they may say, I don't care what they may do

I don't care what they may say, jesus is just alright, oh yeah

Bill J., one of our mottos here on the blog is, "Always take credit when credit isn't due".

I forgot to add this:
When it's a bad thing, don't take credit. Instead, blame Judi.

When I give my stub to the teen in a vest,
Gonna go to the cinema that's the best.
When something sticks to my thigh,
I'm going out to see a movie in the sky.

Going out to see a movie in the sky,
That's where something sticks to my thigh.
When I give my stub to the teen in a vest,
Gonna go to the cinema that's the best.

Prepare yourself, you know it's a must.
Gotta have an ad with Jesus.
So you know when something's stuck to your thigh,
He'll have recommended the movie in the sky.

Gonna recommend the movie in the sky,
That's where something's gonna stick to your thigh.
When you give your stub to the teen in a vest,
You're gonna go to the cinema that's the best.

I'm not a TiVoer, I've never TiVoed.
I've seen an ad with Jesus.
So you know when something sticks to my thigh,
He'll have set me up with a movie in the sky.

Oh set me up with a movie in the sky,
That's where something sticks to my thigh.
When I give my stub to the teen in a vest,
Gonna go to the cinema that's the best.

Gonna go to the cinema that's the best.

Jesus! Not again! The Banksy of the gods.

*hums along (VERY off-key) to max's amazing lyrics*

(max, whatever it is that you do for a living, you oughta quit and become a singer/songwriter - I'll be your #1 groupie.)

So one has to ask...did he really endorse that whacko woman in Florida?

Looks like a snub-nosed poodle to me.....

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