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May 13, 2013

TAKING TIME OUT OF HIS BUSY SCHEDULE

North Miami mayoral candidate says she was endorsed by Jesus

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Won't need to spend much on catereing for the city. Just a few loaves and fishes.

She must be a Democrat. here in TN, the GOP thinks Jesus is a liberal.

I think it may be safer for the community to let her be mayor rather than for her to continue as a RN.

Has anyone seen her face burned into toast?

Jesus wept.

I thought it was a reference to her lawn guy.

He did say " Blessed are the knuckleheads. "

*snork* at wizkid65

Hey, if she's good enough for Jesus who are we to argue. And anyway, she's a nurse!

How did we get to this point in her candidacy?

A fifty foot tall Ashley Judd appeared in her bedroom carrying the message. Run!

I, personally, would endorse Ashley Judd.
For anything.

Hey, he's carryin' one of those thingies they used to use to pull people off the stage and he's pointing....
I don't think that's an endorsement, more like a "Hey! You! Get offa my cloud!"

Dunno if this qualifies for the handbasket or not.....

Listen -- strange men hanging around in dreams distributing 'hang in there" messages is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical dream. If I went around sayin' I was governor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

No, no it's cool. She really is the best candidate for the job. Dead for 2000 years? Oh! No, you're thinking of the other Jesus Christ. I'm the one from the automotive shop.

Suk Sou Bonbon?

Wolf,

Climb on in, you are at the top of the list.

The RN is an acronym for "real nutjob."

I can't believe it took 14 comments to get to "Suk Sou Bonbon".

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