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May 16, 2013

REMEMBER THE NORTH MIAMI MAYORAL CANDIDATE WHO SAID SHE WAS ENDORSED BY JESUS?

Jesus did not come through.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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I guess Jesus will go back to lawn care as the prediction business didn't work out.

Thank god.

oh, I don't know....after reading this I think He came through in a big, big way for North Miami.

"With God on our side .."

"Gott mit uns!"

"Valhalla, I am coming!"

"Suk Sou Bonbon!"

Too little, too late...

It was actually a guy named Jesus who endorsed her, and he was one of the 56 who voted for her as well. But his name was Jesus Garcia and he works as a bouncer at a nightclub, so she may have overvalued his endorsement.

Was it because he's undocumented and couldn't vote? And dead?
I mean, that doesn't stop anyone in Chicago.

jeesus wasnt interested....

Jesus, He asks her to one simple thing and she screws it up.

Her next dream:

Choirs of angels are singing; the clouds part and Jesus appears in a blaze of glory. He points at her, says "Gotcha!" and laughs....and laughs.....

If the Blog had endorsed her she would have done much better.

Please redirect all prayers to the Blog.

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